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Welcome to Slime City

by The Citizens of NLACakaNM

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What if we stopped making music and started making slime though? Favorite track: Extra Cheese Please - by Sixten.
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I'm a rowdy I'm a cop killer I'm a fucker You best believe it Ben and Munchy BEN AND MUNCHY. Alright listen up, I know you didn't listen before but you will listen now. The KILLERS are the only group that runs this town. Those bustahs. Those utter bustahs cannot overtake us. The rowdies will die. The KILLERS will win. Because the KILLERS will KILL the rowdies. And there's one more thing you gotta remember in all of this. KILLERS are the WINNERS.
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Radcon I You lectured the PCP on Christian Weston Chandler All eyes were on you Radcon III Cryptocurrency was the game Prices were going down, down, down and Nothing in the ground was left for you to dig to By the night You'd made a whole bunch of brand new plans Notions you used to look down on, And you'd figured out a way to make real money Selling coins on the net and it felt stupendous, Gold plates on your Oculus Rift But mining at night was a bad idea And streaming it near a cop was a worse one The new laws said that Bestie Boy could stab people with swords And you were the first one So I sing this song for you Ben "Cop Killer" Saint, you Flew into radcon III with big dreams but Tom got a little rowdy on you, yeah
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When The Cop died There was no sense of surprise. Trained Killers and Untamed Rowdies saw The Cop as a toy in their own eyes. ON THE DAY OF RECKONING WE CRY SLIME Then the news broke. A Lord of Ghosts haunted our dreams. Name in black, a cum-colored visage, barely a mirage, he was the Spectre of Death and Memes. ON THE DAY OF RECKONING WE CRY SLIME ON THE DAY OF RECKONING WE CRY SLIME
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When I see you in your new black robes I know you're dying And I know how that goes When I see you preaching death in the sewer I know you'll haunt for sure High priestess, high priestess So the darkness fills the space that held your eyes And it leads you deep below to that rest beneath the slime And I'd be lying if I said I didn't see the dark too But the fighting makes me strong and I know about you High priestess, high priestess There to greet the souls that amble down High priestess With a deep, penetrating grin High priestess, high priestess
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slumped up against the mine knees tucked under your chin rocking softly, clinging to your pick in a puddle of blood and slime and your own shit traitless, gormless, brainless, gameless stray attempts at thought were gurgling from your house one at a time honour hidden from your grasp in pity i imagined us like that only traitless, gormless, brainless, gameless and when i let you plan you sank lower- lower than i could stand you threw away your code made your slime mining at night bots and banking got you ahead we all know who's bustahs in the end stay traitless, gormless, brainless, gameless
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Long winter Investing slime Birthed a monster, given a tie Say goodbye, don't ask why I can hear our stocks plummets No more diapers for baby jane, I'll stop drinking, just for April But by May we'll drink champagne Hey man, you got a light? Yeah, I uh, I sold the slimeblazer, it was 2007 I was hoping to give it to my daughter Jane, As a present, yknow a family thing, but uh I had to pay for slimetoilet paper and A slimebullet flew through our slime window I had to call a whole slime repair team just fix up the house, it was a mess All of this is a mess I used to be a killer, then I was a soldier, Now an investor? Ugh, why? I can't handle money. Anybody knows that. Anybody knows that. The casino owns me. The casino owns me. The casino owns me. The casino fucking APPROACH ME bustahs
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mined the first time since they built the bank fuck i need some slime and something to drink and i'm poor - so's ben - and i've got myself to thank just got done with a stupid song worked hard, it sucks, here's another one so i guess i'll just dig up some goo and have some fun it's pouring, it's pouring and i want to store it it's climbing, let's climb it, let's climb up on out i light my flame when no one's online and when it got real dark i mined all my slime i turned four into one hundred it's finally our time (cop shooter, cop shooter) well that's assuming stocks are up and i'm betting all my money that they don't stop cause papa needs a megaslime and killers back on top it's pouring, it's pouring and i want to store it it's climbing, let's climb it, let's climb up on out SO COME AND TAKE MY SLIME I'LL LEAD US THROUGH THIS WINTER I'VE DONE MY SAINTLY TIME IT'S TIME TO BE A SINNER I WAS A MOUSE OUTSIDE IN HERE I'M MASTER SPLINTER I'VE DONE MY SAINTLY TIME IT'S TIME TO BE A SINNER
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I'm calling you out I'm calling you out I don't even remember what any of this fucking shit is even fucking about Maybe it's about youtube shit, or maybe some fuckin opinion about a pony But I'M CHANGING YOUR WIKI PAAAAAAAAAAGE Things just cannot be the same anymore Things just cannot be the same anymore
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We return to Frog Fractions Shit on old ex-acquaintances Same old show, stagnant fandom We return to Frog Fractions And can't you see You're living in a nightmare that we had to flee This is not a valuable community Podcasts, ep analysis, and bad OCs You're all a bunch of freaks We return to Frog Fractions Shit on old ex-acquaintances Same old show, stagnant fandom We return to Frog Fractions FNGR Come sit down with us; we are clearing up bad blood Chats and fights to read and right when they blow up Show our cards, have many laughs when you are gone So yeah we led you on We return to Frog Fractions Shit on old ex-acquaintances Same old show, stagnant fandom We return to Frog Fractions
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIGESTING MUNCHYS HOLLOW WORDS TO THINK HE CALLS THOSE BAD THOUGHTS "POLICY" I'D LIKE TO FEED HIM TO THE BIRDS WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP WHEN WILL THE TRUTH BE FREED IN THE NAME OF GOD JESUS AND THE BEAR IN BEN SAINT, I CAN SEE THATS RIGHT I'M COMIN POLITICAL PUNK IS STILL A THING I'LL TURN YOU ALL TO SLIME THIS SECOND AND WITH THIS OPEN HEART, I SING
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[SHADOWS] Juveniles of every age You've elected something strange You can't stop this now, you'll see This new town of Milwaukee [PUMPKINS] This is Milwaukee, Neo Milwaukee Pokemon scream in the dead of night [GHOSTS] This is Milwaukee, everybody make a scene Haunt and creep till the gang members all die of fright It's our town, everybody scream In this town of Milwaukee [Levy Jevy] I am the one guiding all of your dead High Priestess with an army in my stead [Koff] I am the one guiding you to despair I'm ready to haunt so fight if you dare [CORPSES] This is Milwaukee, Neo Milwaukee New Los Angeles City a.k.a. Neo Milwaukee! [VAMPIRES] In this town we call home Everyone hail to the LORD OF GHOSTS [MAYOR] In this town, what's become of it? Everybody's waiting for the next surprise [CORPSES] Round that corner, that it's a vengeful Poliwrath Back from hell waiting to pounce, and how you'll... [HARLEQUIN DEMON, WEREWOLF & MELTING MAN] Scream! This is Milwaukee Fade to black, slimy green [WEREWOLF] PVP? [WITCHES] Well, that's just fine Pay it once, pay it twice Take a chance and roll the dice Pale like the moon to the Negaslime [HANGING TREE] Everybody scream, everybody scream [HANGED MEN] In our town of Milwaukee! [Tobastion] I am the lich with the skeleton face Sorcerer of slime and death's embrace [LemonTart] I am the mirage that holds your stare Chills down your spine. Am I even there? [sweet mouse] I am the clatter on your roof at night Hope you don't scream at the sound of mice [CORPSES] This is Milwaukee, Neo Milwaukee New Los Angeles City a.k.a. Neo Milwaukee! [CHILD CORPSE TRIO] Faithful voters everywhere Life's no fun without a ghost Mayor [PARENT CORPSES] That's our choice, reluctantly In our town of Milwaukee [CORPSES] In this town [MAYOR] What's become of it? Everyone's waiting for the next surprise [CORPSES] Our Lord Mayor might catch you with a scare Yell "BOO" SDJKSHFDKLSF Make you fucking shit your pants This is Milwaukee, everybody scream [HANGING TREE AND HANGED MEN] Won't ya listen close to a very spooky guy? [CORPSES] In his flaps is his handy dandy notepad Everyone accept the terms and conditions [EVERYONE] This is Milwaukee, Neo Milwaukee New Los Angeles City a.k.a. Neo Milwaukee! [CORPSE CHILD TRIO] In this town we call home Everyone hail to the Lord of Ghosts [EVERYONE] La, la, la, (Milwaukee! Milwaukee!) La-la-la, la, la (Milwaukee! Milwaukee!) La-la-la, la, la, (Milwaukee! Milwaukee!) La-la-la, la-la-la, hey!
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This album collects all the music created for the Rowdy Fuckers Cop Killers Twitch channel/Discord server/extended universe. Spanning from April through June of 2018, starting with the creation and awakening of ENDLESS WAR to the destruction of New Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee at the hands of the Negaslime, it is a vertical slice of RFCK culture during its most critical period of development yet.

Album art by Levy Jevy

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released June 27, 2018

Clag - soundcloud.com/loser_sux
Matt McMeme - soundcloud.com/user-777115564
AJ Shoop - soundcloud.com/crossed_wire
Sweet Mouse - soundcloud.com/malanaks/
Sixten Machado - soundcloud.com/slamrarn
Paradox Crocs - soundcloud.com/chili_chocolate
Hale - soundcloud.com/user-695731285
Niboe - soundcloud.com/user-160758845
Levy Jevy
Koff
Tobastion
LemonTart

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Rowdy Fuckers Cop Killers

The Rowdy Fucker (Munchy) and the Cop Killer (Ben Saint): Two ruthless gang warlords locked in an eternal struggle to lay hold of the most precious resource in New Los Angeles City, aka Neo Milwaukee: SLIME.

Also they're good pals and like to play video games.
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